Game tag movie1/20/2024 ![]() ![]() ![]() Juvenile I know, but I had to take my entertainment where I could get it with this movie! I just couldn’t stop cackling thinking about what it must have looked like with her striding around the pool edge with the gun making a noticeable bulge in the back of her bikini bottoms!. There was, however, one scene that really made me laugh, where one of the contestants hides her gun down the back of her bikini bottoms and pretends to be drowning in a swimming pool to trick an opponent into saving her. The last ten minutes provide a few mild generic thrills, including Hamilton discovering all the dead bodies of the unlucky contestants- a nod to HALLOWEEN albeit too little, too late. The opening credits are an enjoyable spoof on those for the Bond movies- all dancing silhouettes and lip glossed pouts. The acting is pretty good and the cast is likeable. It clearly benefits from a sizeable budget, at least compared to the likes of other dorm slashers, something which is reflected in the relatively lush cinematography. In fact it seems that Castle would have been happier making a romantic comedy and it just seems he used the framework of the teen slasher to achieve this. Something which happens with depressing regularity. Castle also seems more interested in the romance angle between Hamilton and the reporter- when they get all lovey-dovey the soundtrack turns to mush, all sax solos and dinner lounge piano. It just doesn’t make for a sofa thumping 90 minutes. I mean, Abbott doesn’t even really need to catch up with his intended victims to dispose of them, just take them out with the minimum of fuss. ![]() Knives, axes, harpoons, food processors- yes! Guns- lets face it, no. A stalk ‘n’ slash movie with guns just doesn’t seem to work. Not only is the mystery angle missing, but so is any modicum of suspense. Abbott is revealed as the killer very early on and there is no attempt to hide his identity. Although Castle nods to the conventions of the stalk ‘n’ slash movie- and most obviously the dorm slasher, with long shots of darkened corridors, chase sequences through echoey halls and student high-jinx. But I can assure you that it really isn’t. Now, that may seem like a major spoiler revealing Abbott as the killer. He kills contestants for real and whittles down the competition until he faces Hamilton- who is blissfully unaware of the dangerously real turn the game has taken. Unfortunately one of the contestants, an excellently twitchy Abbott ,who has won the contest for the last four years running, is so traumatised by being knocked out of the contest by a fluke ‘kill’ refuses to admit defeat and starts to play with a real gun. There’s a great story here.kids pretending to be killers- hunting each other like Chicago hitmen!". He finds out about ‘Tag’ from a friend, (although considering how many sucker tipped ‘bullets' that were flying about it is hard to believe he was unaware of its existence)- "The games’ a phenomenon sweeping the country. And he sets out to find out who she was and why exactly she was hiding in the shadows with a toy gun. Whilst hiding from an opponent she inadvertently finds herself in the bedroom of the school’s reporter who instantly becomes smitten with her. Hamilton plays Susan Swayze- a Psych Major, who is serious about winning and spends much of the first part of the movie stalking her victims and eliminating them from the game. One of whom must ‘kill’ the other to become the ultimate winner. So it goes on until there are only two players left. The contestants are given the name and photo of their intended victim, who, when ‘killed’ will pass on to the ‘killer’ the name of the person they were hunting. Where students, armed with toy guns- that fire arrows with suckers at the ends of them, hunt each other down along darkened dorm corridors. A campus is the setting for an assassination game called ‘Tag’. The film’s central, and lets face it only, idea isn’t half bad. How could such a dream formula produce something this banal? What I wasn’t expecting was a movie with zero suspense, zero mystery and the gore content of your average COLUMBO episode. TAG: THE ASSASSINATION GAME is a 1982 ‘slasher’ starring a teenage Linda Hamilton as the quintessential ‘final girl’! A pre- REANIMATOR Bruce Abbott, in his film debut, as the deranged killer!.(oh, and trust me that wasn’t a spoiler).Directed by Nick Castle, who was none-other than the ‘shape’ in John Carpenter’s seminal HALLOWEEN (1978)!.with all that going for it you could be forgiven in thinking you were in for something of a treat- I know I did. ![]()
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